Well, let's just say that HE WENT TO JARED!
I'll let you know what Real gave me tomorrow, after I return home. For now I'll just leave you in suspense. Mwahahahahahah!!!
Oh and before any of you guess what it is, I'll give you another clue: it did not involve "step one: cut in a hole in the box." I'm just saying.
And that's the news from Chattanooga, where the girlfriend is strong, the boyfriend is good-looking, and all the New Year's are above average.