monday morning, you sure look fine...
I'm very tired tonight, so how about a list of things you would have done today if you were me, which you're not, but if you were:
- Woke up way before alarm clock, with grand plans to "get some things done" before getting ready for work. Instead spend over an hour sitting on the couch, drinking coffee and watching bad morning TV. Time well spent, if you ask me.
- Had a meeting with new boss. Who is maybe new boss' boss and perhaps old boss is still my boss. No one is sure. Boss/boss' boss is the same person who hired me almost seven years ago. So I guess you could say I've come full circle. Ciiiiiiircle of Life, blah blah blah, Lion King song!
- Realized that maybe I shouldn't get another cat because I seem to change my mind from hour to hour over which variety I want. Black, grey, tortoise, tabby, calico. And then the whole girl cat or boy cat debate. It's quite exhausting. However, I must admit that I have some killer boy cat names picked out, but none for a potential girl cat. Potential boy cat names include: Sheldon, Percy (short for Persnickety), Dexter (for an orange boy), and Chairman Meow.
- Went to Borders and Home Depot during my lunch hour. This was my virgin Home Depot experience. It wasn't as testosterone-filled as I had hoped. Afterward I treated myself to some pink lemonade sugar-free water ice from Rita's. Yum!
- Went to Zumba class after work. OMG, I love me up some Zumba! The instructor threw a few Michael Jackson songs into the mix, which I thought was super fun.
- Changed my earlier plans to cook dinner, and instead opted for some tuna in a pouch. Most nights I cook, but tonight I had that whole "Me no wanna cook" feeling. And I wasn't about to waste money on takeout.
- And now I'm here, writing this blog.
Exciting day, no? Now tell me something YOU did this fine Monday!

6 snarky comments:
Calicoes are freaky little things. I've never met one that's not neurotic.
Also? Chairman Meow. For a male or female.
Morning time on the couch with coffee and daytime telly is a precious commodity. Much better use of your time!
'Night.
They keep tim the tool man hidden until you sign up for their bonus/rewards card.
Once you get the card the let loose the grunting and loin clothes.
@Bellerina - Okay, calicoes are off the list. No freaky cats in my house!
@Mr. J - Well, I don't know about grunting and loin cloths, but I was at least expecting a "hey baby" or something.
Love Chairman Meow! But you cannot name a cat "Sheldon"!!! Think WHMS...
Something I did on Monday? Went fishing. For fish. Caught a bluegill, crappie, and rock bass.
Home Depot = No Good. Head back to the midwest and try MENards. Right, my BGSA sisters?
Here, here, Hooli!
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