Monday, December 26, 2011

no fire where i lit my spark

I'm home and I'm tired. My seroma is hurting -- oh and for the love of God and All Things Holy if one more person sings "My seroma" to the tune of "My Sharonna" I will cut them. Keep it to yourself, unless you want to hear very, VERY detailed descriptions of said seroma. That can be arranged. Or, of course, if you wanna get cut. That also can be arranged.

In other news, I am enjoying the hell out of the after-Christmas sales! I got some snazzy gift cards for Christmas and taking advantage of coupons and other special offers. I'm still a little overwhelmed by all the clothing options I now have but then I try stuff on and see how gorgeous I look and it makes the whole buying process much easier. I never thought I'd enjoy shopping, but here I am!

That's enough for now. Peace out, girl scouts.

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